校园开水瓶，“雷人”的个性签名_文体活动_青春

面对校园开水瓶经常丢失现象，其原因主要在于部分同学开水瓶相同或相似而被错拿，针对这些状况，不少同学自出“怪招”，以防止自己开水瓶再次被盗。下面就来见识一下我们校园里那些“雷人”的个性签名。 <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p><img alt="" src="http://upload.hzau.edu.cn/attachments/20111217/20111217092109_10329.jpg" /></o:p> <o:p>   此乃画家之写生之大作，不但瓶身长了一双眼睛，连瓶盖也有一双，众目睽睽之下，</o:p><o:p>你总不敢拿走我的开水瓶。 <img alt="" src="http://upload.hzau.edu.cn/attachments/20111217/20111217092255_17430.jpg" />   此乃所谓的穷人之作，见到如此可怜之人，你不去帮助救济一下，还好意思顺走人家的开水瓶。 <img alt="" src="http://upload.hzau.edu.cn/attachments/20111217/20111217092513_47162.jpg" />   此乃禅宗六祖慧能在选拔传法继承人时之作偈，开水瓶本来就不是你的，你又何必去拿走它，去沾染尘埃。 <o:p><img alt="" src="http://upload.hzau.edu.cn/attachments/20111217/20111217092623_24866.jpg" /></o:p> <o:p><span style="font-family:宋体;letter-spacing:0.4pt;font-size:10.5pt;mso-ascii-font-family:'Times New Roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'Times New Roman';mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:'Times New Roman';mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA;">   此乃乐观向上派之作，面对如此为温馨的寄语，你也会为之感动，你还有勇气错拿他<span style="font-family:宋体;letter-spacing:0.4pt;font-size:10.5pt;mso-ascii-font-family:'Times New Roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'Times New Roman';mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:'Times New Roman';mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA;">人的开水</o:p><o:p><span style="font-family:宋体;letter-spacing:0.4pt;font-size:10.5pt;mso-ascii-font-family:'Times New Roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'Times New Roman';mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:'Times New Roman';mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA;"><span style="font-family:宋体;letter-spacing:0.4pt;font-size:10.5pt;mso-ascii-font-family:'Times New Roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'Times New Roman';mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:'Times New 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